Fairyology Glossary

Fairyology is a complex business and, here at Opus Fae, we recognise that lay people face a bewildering array of jargon terminology already.

Without a sound understanding of the ideas behind Fairyanity, a person would encounter extreme difficulty in navigating The Garden Path towards an eternity of blessed salvation in The Magical Wood.

Here then, is a concise glossary of some of the terms you will encounter on the way.

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TermMeaning
Auto da faeAlso Auto de fae. Literally Act of Fairies. Intensely symbolic method of dispensing justice on disbelievers in which the guilty, after prayers, mass and sentence, have their pubic hairs removed, individually, by a member of the Inquifairy
BelieverA person who accepts, without question, the entire premise of Fairyanity
Book of FaerieProper, Fairyologically exact, name for The Book of Fairies
Book of FairiesSacred book of Fairyanity. Divided into two sections, The Old Book and The New Book
Brownie PointsA tally, collated by worker-fairies, of the good and worthwhile things a Believer does on his journey along The Garden Path
ChristianPerson, usually smug, self-righteous and intolerant, who believes that the Universe, and everything in it, was created by an old, bearded man who lives in the sky

This bearded man, whom they call God, is said to have fathered a son who was also him. This is one of many parallels with Fairyanity
ChristianityCopy-cat religion, based on the premise that an old, bearded man, who lives in the sky, is responsible for all the things known to be the work of the Fairies. Christianity is a copy of Fairyanity, with the intellectual parts replaced by unquestioning belief and bigoted intolerance. cf. Christian
Creation, TheEvent which took place one Thursday, just after tea-time, approximately 6,000 years ago, when the Fairies created themselves, the entire Universe and everything in it
FaeriFairyologically exact term for plural of Fairy
Fairy DellSynonym, usually used for the benefit of the infantile, of The Magical Wood
Fairy TrinityTriple manifestation of the Lord of the Fairies in which Oberon plays the role of himself, His father and the spirit of all things Fairyantic (The Fairy Spirit)
FairyanityReligion based on the spiritual acknowledgment of Fairies as the Creators of themselves, the entire Universe and everything in it
FairyismSynonym of Fairyanity
FairyologyThe academic study of Fairyanity
FaithBelief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel
Garden PathThe course through life which a Believer adopts
Inquifary, TheOn-going movement and organisation tasked with the eradication of all invalid (non-Fairyantic) religions
Magical WoodMystical place, presided over by The Lord of the Fairies, where Believers enjoy an eternity of bliss and excellent good fun
OberonLord of the Fairies - His name is appended to all prayer, as in Oberon out. Oberon is His own father
Opus FaeLiterally, The Work of Fairies. Business end of the religion of Fairyanity
PuckServant of Oberon. Puck's function is to enforce the various decisions of Oberon and the Fairy Council. Sometimes necessarily violent. Puck's name is perpetuated in the Common Tongue in phrases such as hard as Puck
Rapture, TheEvent in the near future when those with sufficient Brownie Points will be transported from the earth, without warning, into The Magical Wood, where they will have an excellent time, for ever
TitaniaVirgin Fairy. Titania is the sister, wife and mother of Oberon
Tooth FairyWanton seductress who steals the teeth of children and ravishes men senseless during the night, leaving the child toothless and the man begging for more
Tribulation, TheFinal event at The End of Days, when non-Believers are left behind on earth to suffer the torment of not being in The Magical Wood. They will suffer this torment for ever. And then a bit longer